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—where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

lamegirl93:

what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

yahhajima:

tyleroakley:

sixpenceee:

mudcrabmassacre:

sixpenceee:

lukes-furry-asylum:

sixpenceee:

Can you find the hidden mother?

In the 1800s it was very common for mothers to be covered in fabric during children’s portraits to hold the children and keep them comforted.

That’s kindof adorable<3

I’ve recently been informed that half of these children are DEAD

holy shit

let’s play “try to spot which ones are dead”

1st one, 6th one and the last one, I’m going to hell 

DEAD BABIES ON MY DASH NO

O.O

javiergpacheco:

New numbered giclée art print with a signed certificate of authenticity.
Visit my shop:
http://www.artelimited.com/artists/javier-g-pacheco/
My instagram!:
http://instagram.com/javiergpacheco/

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

fetus-face:

"Gav didn’t start the fire! It’s been always burnin’ since the world’s been turnin’!"

· rt

therabbitprince:

f-uwa:

what happens when a senpai likes a senpai

senπ²

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time